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By laughing at this video, you acknowledge that old people do serve a purpose.
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Archive for July 2010
dude, you're not there to protest
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“duh, money is stupid”
I hate to defend Oliver Stone, so I’ll only defend him if I start out the defense by saying that I hate to defend him. This is also the prelude to my defense of Mel Gibson, which is not a coincidence considering that these men both play down the Holocaust, a PR nightmare in a society that demands we pander to avoid being labeled a bigot.
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Ten Ways the Supreme Court Would be Different if the Cast of The Expendables Served as Justices
Wednesday,
July
21st,
2010
scotchgard the carpet for when Steve Austin gets thirsty
The coolest item in the news is the pending premier of The Expendables while the lamest item in the news is Elena Kagan’s confirmation hearings. So it got me thinking how much better the Supreme Court would be if it was packed with guys who have too much testosterone, rather than girls who just have haircuts with too much testosterone.
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okay guys, we get it
You guys have really come a long way in recent years. No longer are you secluded to department stores, asylums, or minor roles in a Mel Brooks film. It’s even totally legal now for a guy to walk down the street while carrying a purse, unless of course the purse is the same color as his blouse, which will always be a fashion crime.
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A guest host helps to conceptualize the best bar in the world and then we drool over The Expendables.
I once had poop that looked like this after that night I chugged a fifth of Goldshclager.
There is a Baby Gap, so why not a Baby American Apparel?
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Can love last a lifetime? – Frankie, Jersey City
Platonic love lasts until the guy confesses his romantic love and so then the girl realizes how creepy he was the whole time. Self love can last a lifetime as long as it’s rejuvenated periodically through a regimen of pull-ups and flexing in the bathroom mirror. Romantic love lasts as long as the guy is able to sustain self love and as long as the girl is able to sustain her body.
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and rename the Fed, "Stupid Building Butt Face"
Obama’s attempt to stimulate the economy by moving money around isn’t working too well. Complete deregulation would be the best strategy, but that might not be too realistic in a society in which people still blame the current lack of productivity on the people who produce the most.
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indeed, women can do menial tasks
In the most recent issue of The Atlantic, Hanna Rosin wrote an article called “The End of Men” in which she argues that feminism overshot equality, so now women are more dominant than men, even outside the velvet rope of a strip club.
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