nurse outfits are like fart jokes: they never get old
The Heart Attack Grill is a hospital-themed diner in Phoenix that serves unhealthy food as a novelty. It’s as if the state fair opened up a restaurant and replaced their carnie folk with Hooters waitresses.
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like a whore, she looks best when viewed from a distance
San Francisco is still great city in the same way that a whore can still be cute. And I mean actual whore who gets paid to have sex, not “I feel that girl is too hot for me so I’ll just call her a whore.”
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It’s good to keep some of your books, but you can get rid of Madame Bovary (14:19).
Buddhism is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying whatever you want (21:40).
Greydon Square turns rap into a philosophy lecture, which misses the point of rap (31:40).
Are burial rites… um, right? (38:25)
If you don’t think you’re important in a group setting then you’re probably not that important (46:30).
John McClane learns about an assignment
easiest job ever: marketing director for a “dogs are awesome” campaign
It’s common to think that we need to work harder to make more money, but that’s like calling a girl more often to get her to like you. You have to make money want to call you, and money will respect you more if you stop working so hard. Therefore, a good first step on your path to wealth is to get an easy job, preferably one that’s funny.
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these chicks = asking for it
Guys are experts at playing it cool around girls, which is too bad because playing it cool works about as often as playing it needy. At some point you need to let your intensions be known either through words or slobbering on her face. There are six good ways to do this, and spoiler alert for dorks, none of them involve telling her how you feel.
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Why was Elizabeth Taylor’s life a dumpster fire? (13:10)
The unwritten rules of baseball turn off future fans (22:40).
The government can create leverage with its force but citizens cannot create leverage with their brains (29:10).
Can we do without the Mideast? Are we addicted to oil? (38:20)
The new Julian Schnabel film, Miral, and why bias doesn’t equal dishonesty (49:50).
14 Mar 2013
29 Jan 2013
13 Jan 2013
My 30 Days Without Ejaculation 
Seven Signs a Girl Wants You 
An Open Letter to The Chive 
Girls are Supposed to Say No 
The Six Best Ways to Show Sexual Interest in a Girl 
Brotips translation: Bitches love smiley faces 
O’Reilly Never Took 8th Grade Science 
Brotips translation: overseeing your girlfriend’s emotions 
The Greatest Men Since Sliced Bread 
It’s Okay to Have a Penis 
When to Text a Picture of Your Penis to a Girl 
How to not be a Hipster 
On Being a Pig 
Brotips translation: psychological virginity Jamie Oliver is a Girl 
