It’s no secret.  It should come as no surprise. We’re totally screwed.

Europe is in peril, and its hairiest nations – which you’d think would be the most stable (see: chest hair equals success), are fading faster than Charlie Sheen’s recent ironic relevance (re-relevance?).

Even the hairless (“hairress” for all you phonetic types) nations may soon follow suit.

That’s an ass-load of debt! Banzai!

And yes, even with world-enhancing, domestic products like pro wrestling and PBR, the good ole US of A is in a handicap match of its own … and this match features ‘Merica on the brink of collapse after years of poor managers and an overbearing IRS. We’ve got a Yokozuna’s-ass-worth of debt, and it’s only a matter of time before the Million Dollar Man wants his money back – with interest.
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