man eater

Rejection is the beginning of the interaction, not the end.
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banter has replaced the sabre

The duel between men was born of honor, integrity, and the chance to have sex with the loser’s woman. Though mainly it’s just born of sex, which is what everything is born of, figuratively and literally.
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Dry spells happen to the best of us. And to the rest of us, they happen all the time. Hey, your whole life might be one, long dry spell, with only a few rainy seasons. It’s natural to feel like killing yourself if you’ve gone a month without smelling pussy, but I have a solution, a Final Solution, if you will. If dry spells were the Jews, this one solution would be like a successful Hitler.
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can you tell the Olsen twins apart?

We all know that girls like sex just as much as guys do, perhaps more so. But this doesn’t mean that a girl will ever pounce on you. Girls don’t think, “Wow, I really need to have sex with that guy, so I better rip his clothes off.” Sure, this happens sometimes to famous people, Cock Rock employees, or if you’re a master at teasing girls. But if you always wait until a girl gets sexually aggressive, you’re going to think girls don’t want to have sex with you. You’ll find solace in Michael Cera movies, then girls really won’t want to have sex with you.
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